this is an environment of welcoming
and you should just get the hell outta here.

she says that my modem is a human and needs a rest for 3 hours because there is congestion in my area. "because like you, it needs to rest so while you are resting you should turn off your internet because definitely you do not need to use the internet while you are sleeping."

"Bold as Love" hands down. it cannot be touched in terms of poetic and musical genius.

latest lost theory ~ jack will let locke die in the sideways timeline thusly MIB will have to gtfo of Locke's body on the island because...well, just because. and then he'll be bodyless and yeah there's just going to have to be some showdown with seth cohen's grampa i mean charles widmore and his #2, wannabe tina fey. yawn. lapidus will channel david caruso as always and be like, "mr. widmore...i think the smoke dectectors on your submarine are....faulty." and then go on to star in a tarantino film or two. i bet the series will end with the same conversation we saw jacob & MIB having, where Locke is all mellow on the beach carving a spear and being a ~man of faith~ once again and then MIB is like "one day i'll find a loophole" and then Locke is all, "i'll be here when you do" and then the Locke smirk! like bitch you clearly know not with whom you fuck! and then BAH. LOST. and then i die of heartbreak and impending boredom.

LOL RE-NAME


so, uh....i renamed again. calitabonita---->fancyghost---->hello_radical---->BACK to calitabonita


that is all.

you're standing on my neck, rob.

so last night i put the radio on in the bathroom whilest i cleansed myself and i heard this song again. i'd heard it recently while watching a girl strip and was vaguely aware that i'd heard it before, somewhere vapid and noxious like MTV or the myspace of some dumb cunt i used to party with.

i was like, "ugh! it's that god damn song again!"

while watching the girl gyrate and try to eye fuck her audience into a spellbound provocation, i found myself distracted because i could not discern a single word being sung in ~this song~.
surely it was english i was hearing! i'd think i was catching on, fully engaged now; head all jutted out and slightly cocked, like rotating the position of my ear canals was going to make shitty pop music succeed.

no. and without lyrics, i couldn't google it, couldn't alleviate the mystery and thus would be curious until doing so.

that is until last night when my local pop station (md, va & the ~*~white house~*~ lmao) was doing some sort of monday night dance party and hey now! it's that unintelligible catchy fucking song again! in the confines of the shower, with nobody watching, i gave in to what i now understand is a very scary lady called gaga and got twisty and bendy and soapy and naughty for no one in particular*.

ask me about okkervil river, i knew about them years ago. same with kings of leon. YEARS ago i saw them live for the first time. the list could go on and on but i'm not an asshole about it. in fact i try to make indie-esque mixes all the time for people so they can be before the wave~ like me. most people can only groove on things that they know other people are listening to. or things the radio/tv tells them is cool, and then later when my tracks are "relevant" they're like "oh yeah, my girl put me on that shit last year!"

somehow though, when it comes to music like this, i'm always the fuck behind the gum smacking, lycra wearing, in-line standing shit talking whores of my generation.





......did she really just refer to her twat as a muffin? and rhyme it with bluffin'?


really?


so, in summation:
FUCK YOU. mission accomplished.




*

probably the most realistic goal i've ever set for myself.

OMG YA'LL

DID YOU JUST HEAR ME?
I SAID OMG.


so, all these people (girls. girls of a zealous nature,) recorded themselves watching the new moon trailer and posted it on the internet.
their reactions were....appreciative. very appreciative.

i thought the hierarchy of appreciation went something like this:

roadhead
tolerance
triple digit birthday checks
mixtape
surprise brownies
picking up the tab
warming lube

but apparently the existence of sparkly vampires in motion means much more to the youth of america.
i decided i would watch the trailer and film my reaction as well. afterall, you only get to experience (ZOMG) edward leaving bella on the ground in the forest for the first time ONCE, amiright? and the way the other girls in the other videos were basically having screaming orgasms, i figured i deserved a little indulgence.

here's what happened! hold on to yo motherfuckin hats:

my other personalities and i want to open a mini mall.

"If someone doesn't want to work with me because I'm playing a gay character, I don't want to work with them," he says calmly. "They can fuck off."

-from an interview with Gale Harold.


.....watch him as he goes.



that right there is everything i want in a man in a nutshell. what he said goes so much deeper than just that one issue. my eyes welled up a bit. it's true.